The season came back on Friday night and spent the whole weekend reminding everyone that the table starts empty. I had planned to write about the transfer window, which shuts on 1 September and still has Manchester United in it. Then Saturday lunchtime happened at the MKM Stadium and the window became the second story.
Ten
That is how many times Hull City had played Manchester United in the Premier League before Saturday. Manchester United won eight of them and drew the other two. The eleventh ended 2-0, and it was not the sort of win that needs an apology. Semi Ajayi scored on seventeen minutes. Nobel Mendy made it two on thirty-eight, firing in from a Slater free kick on his Premier League debut.
The shape of the afternoon is in the numbers, and they are not the numbers you would guess from the scoreline. Manchester United had 72 per cent of the ball against Hull City’s 28, took 19 shots to Hull City’s 10, and won six corners to one (ESPN match statistics). Five of those 19 shots were on target. A newly promoted side gave away almost three quarters of the ball, conceded nineteen attempts, and won the game by two.
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The £70m midfielder who will not play for a while
Manchester United agreed a fee for Carlos Baleba on Friday and confirmed the signing over the weekend. Sky Sports and ESPN both put it at £70m, structured as £65m up front with £5m in add-ons. He is 22, a Cameroon international, and Brighton and Hove Albion bought him from Lille in 2023 for around £23m. Brighton and Hove Albion roughly tripled their money on him in three years.
He is also carrying an ankle problem, and he was not available on Saturday. So Manchester United spent £70m on Friday and lost to a promoted side on Saturday with the money still in the post. He is the third midfielder in this window, after Andrey Santos and Youri Tielemans. Santos is the one we wrote about last week, the deal where Chelsea sold him and kept ten per cent of whatever he becomes next.
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How long had Coventry City been away?
Twenty-five years. They went down in 2001 after thirty-four consecutive seasons in the top flight, and on Friday night they walked out at the Emirates Stadium to start the 2026-27 season against the defending champions. Arsenal won 3-0, with Kai Havertz on fifteen minutes, Bukayo Saka on twenty-three and Martin Ødegaard just after the break.
The scoreline is the least interesting thing about it. Coventry City came up as Championship winners under Frank Lampard, eleven points clear of Ipswich Town, having scored 97 goals. Their last major trophy is still the 1987 FA Cup. A generation of their supporters has now seen the club leave the Premier League, drop as far as the fourth tier, and come back, without ever seeing them win a top-flight match. The first one is somewhere in the next nine months.
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One from the archive, because Saturday was not new
An excerpt from the upsets page, on the opening match that did this to a much bigger favourite:
Defending champions. Diego Maradona. The opening match of the entire tournament, in front of the world in Milan. Cameroon finished the game with nine men after two red cards, and still won it, François Omam-Biyik’s header squirming under the keeper.
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That is the week. The window shuts on 1 September and Manchester United still have a left back problem, so there will be more. If there is a final, an era or a result you want taken apart next, reply and tell us. We read every one.
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